They get the movies... now we get the mysteries.
Step into the workpapers, spot the control failures, and solve weekly IT audit logic puzzles.
Massive Medical bought Township General Hospital, gave everyone six days to merge networks, and immediately broke everything. Passwords are lost, controls are missing, and "the way we've always done it" is officially a fireable offense.
Massive's corporate overlords gave Ben exactly 90 days to sign off on the whole migration—strictly so it closes out before the fiscal quarter ends and protects their stock price. They don’t care if the network survives; they just need a signature.
Meet Ben. He’s earnest, loves his job, and actually takes pride in keeping the hospital running. Right now? He's completely drowning. They've locked him out of his own root directory, buried him in contradictory tickets, and are weaponizing his own work ethic to set him up to take the fall.
Drop into the wreckage, sort the evidence, and help Ben survive the corporate meat grinder before the board meeting explodes.
Solve Cases Using Evidence, Skepticism, and Deduction
START HERE // HOW TO PLAY
CASE #000 // THE MORNING DESK SHUFFLE
Three people grabbed the wrong item off the Nurses’ Station counter. Find out who walked off with Ben’s 4-pack of neon highlighters.
RULE: Nobody left with their own item.
Click: ✗ = can’t be · ✓ = that’s the one
✔ CASE SOLVED
Helpful Holly ended up with Ben’s 4-pack of neon highlighters!
(She’s already using them to color-code urgent tickets.)
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BEN CORRIGAN // Integration Auditor
The integration auditor Massive didn’t ask for. Treats every broken control like a mystery to solve — which drives everyone slightly insane.
"Oh man, look at this weird badge swipe! Someone accessed the server room using a legacy account. This is better than an episode of Unsolved Mysteries!"
HELPFUL HOLLY // IT Helpdesk
The only IT ally Ben has left — if you can get a ticket past her 47-step queue. Knows every credential request Massive buried.
"You want a password reset ticket processed before Friday? Sounds like a user error to me. Have you tried turning your expectations off and on again?"
PT PAIGE // Physical Therapist
Treats the hospital like an obstacle course. Knows exactly which hallways the badge readers forgot to cover.
"If Ben slips on my iced matcha in the hallway, that’s a physical hazard finding for someone else. I’m just here for core stability!"
DR. DAVE // Surgeon
Star surgeon with badge access everywhere and zero patience for audit season. Prime suspect energy whenever a door log lies.
"An audit? In the middle of an elective joint replacement? No. Ben just needs to take his clipboard and stay out of my OR."
RIGID RENATA // Risk Analyst
Massive’s compliance enforcer, sent down to find someone to blame. Ben’s paperwork is her favorite hunting ground.
"Ben’s control documentation is cute, but until Massive Medical’s legal department stamps every single risk matrix in triplicate, this entire hospital is non-compliant."
CARDIO CHLOE // Cardiologist
Already maxed out on triple-bypass stress — cannot afford an open finding on her service door logs.
"My heart rate spikes higher looking at Ben’s open finding reports than it does during a triple bypass. Can we expedite this so I can get back to my telemetry monitors?"
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During a 02:00 AM cloud sync outage, the Floor 3 Med Room door dropped offline. Default bypass PIN 8842# dispensed narcotics without a badge ID.
An unauthorized EHR patient record export was executed during shift handover using dormant supervisor credentials.
A batch script redirected 42 direct deposits before weekend rollover. Core audit trails purged with root access.
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